Breaking Bard

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Featuring … THE RIGHT HAND OF GLOOM Mom, Dad, is that you? A classic among classics; the original Citadel Noise Marine. A different bard, who rocks so hard. Star Bard, once the front man for the space-poc metal band Man’sLaughter, now tours solo. Ever since that night. The night the show went horribly wrong; he… Read more »

Hexworld

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This world is the creation and plaything of unknown and petty gods. A while ago I was rereading Secret Wars and this frame caught my eye and stuck in my mind as it never had before: Around the same time I saw this map over on Jeff’s Gameblog. I bought the download of that image,… Read more »

H.P. Lovecraft and his githyanki bodyguard

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Because obviously. Githyanki are from the Citadel AD&D range. Numbers 69. Heh. Monsieur Lovecraft is from Uncle Mike’s Worldwide. And that book in his hand? It’s the Metanomicon. Two things: 1) I’ll be posting more about my githyanki collection over the coming weeks. It’s right up there with ligers; and 2) If you haven’t played… Read more »

Lepus to the southwest, thousands of them.

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If you haven’t seen Night of the Lepus you should. Lepus Medium beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 10 Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2) Speed 50 ft., burrow 5 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 12 (+1)      12 (+1)       12 (+1)       3 (-4)          10… Read more »

They call me *Mister* Toad!

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Hypnotoad Small beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 10 Hit Points 7 (2d6) Speed 10 ft., swim 20 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 5 (-3)      12 (+1)       10 (+0)       12 (+1)          12 (+1)       3 (-4) ————————————————————————— Senses darkvision 30 ft., passive Perception 10… Read more »

The Dogs with Bees in their Mouths …

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Dog with Bees in its Mouth Medium beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 13 (natural armour) Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2) Speed 40 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 13 (+1)      15 (+2)       12 (+1)       3 (-4)          12 (+1)       7 (-2) ————————————————————————— Skills… Read more »

… And When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You

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Swarm of Bees Medium swarm of Tiny beasts, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 12 Hit Points 22 (5d8) Speed 5 ft., fly 30 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 3 (-4)          14 (+2)       10 (+0)       1 (-5)          7 (-2)          1 (-5) ————————————————————————— Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing, slashing Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, paralyzed, petrified,… Read more »

Every Dame’s a Dungeon

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Continuing the idea of playing a game across the bodies of your friends and lovers, here are some thoughts on the distaff side. Question: What do H. Rider Haggard, Friedrich Nietzsche and John Mayer have in common? Exhibit A: – H. Rider Haggard, King Solomon’s Mines   Exhibit B: “Young: a cavern decked about. Old:… Read more »