This world is the creation and plaything of unknown and petty gods. A while ago I was rereading Secret Wars and this frame caught my eye and stuck in my mind as it never had before: Around the same time I saw this map over on Jeff’s Gameblog. I bought the download of that image,… Read more »
H.P. Lovecraft and his githyanki bodyguard
Because obviously. Githyanki are from the Citadel AD&D range. Numbers 69. Heh. Monsieur Lovecraft is from Uncle Mike’s Worldwide. And that book in his hand? It’s the Metanomicon. Two things: 1) I’ll be posting more about my githyanki collection over the coming weeks. It’s right up there with ligers; and 2) If you haven’t played… Read more »
Lepus to the southwest, thousands of them.
If you haven’t seen Night of the Lepus you should. Lepus Medium beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 10 Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2) Speed 50 ft., burrow 5 ft. ————————————————————————— STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 12 (+1) 12 (+1) 12 (+1) 3 (-4) 10… Read more »
They call me *Mister* Toad!
Hypnotoad Small beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 10 Hit Points 7 (2d6) Speed 10 ft., swim 20 ft. ————————————————————————— STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 5 (-3) 12 (+1) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 12 (+1) 3 (-4) ————————————————————————— Senses darkvision 30 ft., passive Perception 10… Read more »
The Dogs with Bees in their Mouths …
Dog with Bees in its Mouth Medium beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 13 (natural armour) Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2) Speed 40 ft. ————————————————————————— STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 13 (+1) 15 (+2) 12 (+1) 3 (-4) 12 (+1) 7 (-2) ————————————————————————— Skills… Read more »
… And When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You
Swarm of Bees Medium swarm of Tiny beasts, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 12 Hit Points 22 (5d8) Speed 5 ft., fly 30 ft. ————————————————————————— STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 3 (-4) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 1 (-5) 7 (-2) 1 (-5) ————————————————————————— Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing, slashing Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, paralyzed, petrified,… Read more »
The Legend of Excalibur
Watching these together — and by together I mean at the same time — never gets old: I prefer Legend’s orchestral score for this. Try it.
Every Dame’s a Dungeon
Continuing the idea of playing a game across the bodies of your friends and lovers, here are some thoughts on the distaff side. Question: What do H. Rider Haggard, Friedrich Nietzsche and John Mayer have in common? Exhibit A: – H. Rider Haggard, King Solomon’s Mines Exhibit B: “Young: a cavern decked about. Old:… Read more »
Every Man’s a Module
My wife and I were awake one Saturday morning and she commented my body could be an adventure where at the end the treasure – the jewels – are guarded by an anaconda (her words). Later I got to thinking. I have a couple of tattoos, a leprechaun and a mad hatter. Well, what if… Read more »
