It might have gone something like this: EDIT: Or he might be a Corpse Jelly (pp. 73-74 of Anomalous Subsurface Environment). Maybe.
Featuring … THE RIGHT HAND OF GLOOM Mom, Dad, is that you? A classic among classics; the original Citadel Noise Marine. A different bard, who rocks so hard. Star Bard, once the front man for the space-poc metal band Man’sLaughter, now tours solo. Ever since that night. The night the show went horribly wrong; he… Read more »
\m/ MetAl \m/ You have three days. Go: Metamorphosis Alpha Pledge. Mutate.