Dog with Bees in its Mouth
Medium beast, unaligned
Armour Class 13 (natural armour)
Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2)
Speed 40 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
13 (+1) 15 (+2) 12 (+1) 3 (-4) 12 (+1) 7 (-2)
Skills Perception +3
Senses passive Perception 13
Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Keen Hearing and Smell. The dog has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on hearing or smell.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (2d4 + 2) piercing damage. If the target is a creature it must succeed on a DC 11 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone.
Bee Bark (Recharge 5—6). The dog shoots a swarm of bees (see below) at a single target up to 15 feet away. The swarm will not attack the dog and will persist even if the dog is killed.
Swarm of Bees
Medium swarm of Tiny beasts, unaligned
Armour Class 12
Hit Points 22 (5d8)
Speed 5 ft., fly 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
3 (-4) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 1 (-5) 7 (-2) 1 (-5)
Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing, slashing
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, paralyzed, petrified, prone, restrained, stunned
Senses blindsight 10 ft., passive Perception 10
Challenge 1/2 (100 XP)
Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space and vice versa, and the swarm can move through any opening large enough for a Tiny insect. The swarm can’t regain hit points or gain temporary hit points.
Stings. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target in the swarm’s space. Hit: 5 (2d4) piercing damage, or 2 (1d4) piercing damage if the swarm has half of its hit points or fewer. The target must make a DC 10 Constitution saving throw, taking 7 (2d4 + 2) poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
Watching these together — and by together I mean at the same time — never gets old:
I prefer Legend’s orchestral score for this.
Continuing the idea of playing a game across the bodies of your friends and lovers, here are some thoughts on the distaff side.
Question: What do H. Rider Haggard, Friedrich Nietzsche and John Mayer have in common?
– H. Rider Haggard, King Solomon’s Mines
“Young: a cavern decked about. Old: a dragon sallies out.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
Answer: They’ve all written about the female form as a passport to adventure.
Lucky for us, tattooed women are also covered in evocative noun imagery. And it’s all playable. Fun just got more fun!
For examples go to SuicideGirls or search “tattoo woman” and view images.
Now get out there and turn your friends into a sandbox or megadungeon. Every body as a locale or level is a good place to start.