It’s Quiet

Posted by & filed under BLATHER, Monster, Roleplay, Swords & Wizardry.

Last year I made it to number 11 in the final round of Tenkar’s Tavern’s OSR Superstar Competition. That being a thing long over-and-done I thought I’d release my entries into the wild. So, here. Its_Quiet01 Its_Quiet_map_hires01 But wait, there’s more. I also wrote this: Its_Quiet_bonus_Cacofonix01

Sinister Pane

Posted by & filed under BLATHER, D&D, Lamentations, Monster.

I wrote this monster for the Lamentations ref book. But, sad face, it was rejected. So here, it’s yours: Sinister Pane Armor 12, Move 0′, 9 Hit Dice, 27hp, see text for attack information, Morale 12. Brought into being by centuries of religious and political bigotry, scheming and murder, this window from Prague causes all… Read more »

Holy Crap! Thundarr Spidergoat!

Posted by & filed under BLOG, Monster, Roleplay, TV.

I just watched Last Train to Doomsday for I don’t know, maybe the tenth time. Only just noticed this guy:   Exactly. A Spidergoat! And I think that’s a young Yeek (the aerial Ookla who appears in Den of the Sleeping Demon) to the left of the Spidergoat.

Lepus to the southwest, thousands of them.

Posted by & filed under BLATHER, D&D, Fifth Age, Film, Monster.

If you haven’t seen Night of the Lepus you should. Lepus Medium beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 10 Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2) Speed 50 ft., burrow 5 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 12 (+1)      12 (+1)       12 (+1)       3 (-4)          10… Read more »

They call me *Mister* Toad!

Posted by & filed under BLATHER, D&D, Fifth Age, Monster.

Hypnotoad Small beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 10 Hit Points 7 (2d6) Speed 10 ft., swim 20 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 5 (-3)      12 (+1)       10 (+0)       12 (+1)          12 (+1)       3 (-4) ————————————————————————— Senses darkvision 30 ft., passive Perception 10… Read more »

The Dogs with Bees in their Mouths …

Posted by & filed under BLATHER, D&D, Fifth Age, Monster.

Dog with Bees in its Mouth Medium beast, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 13 (natural armour) Hit Points 11 (2d8 + 2) Speed 40 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 13 (+1)      15 (+2)       12 (+1)       3 (-4)          12 (+1)       7 (-2) ————————————————————————— Skills… Read more »

… And When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You

Posted by & filed under BLATHER, D&D, Fifth Age, Monster.

Swarm of Bees Medium swarm of Tiny beasts, unaligned ————————————————————————— Armour Class 12 Hit Points 22 (5d8) Speed 5 ft., fly 30 ft. ————————————————————————— STR           DEX           CON          INT             WIS           CHA 3 (-4)          14 (+2)       10 (+0)       1 (-5)          7 (-2)          1 (-5) ————————————————————————— Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing, slashing Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, paralyzed, petrified,… Read more »